Girls like Lil Kelly aren’t just local to guys living in the San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles. You can find similar girls all over the world. Even in your neck of the woods!

Twenty years ago dating was a pain in the ass. To meet local girls you can to troll bar after bar after bar. You had to go to mixers at a friends house or, God forbid, do a singles meeting at church! Uggghhhh!!!

These days you can just fire up an Internet connection and start banging local girls in minutes. You can even do it on your cell phone now! Even if you are a dirty old man there is some nubile cutie with a daddy complex looking to get spanked.

First, fire up the Internet. Second, crack that whip!